The Last Train to Central Intelligence

6.00 am: porno-disco. wake yourelf up with his and her hardcore sex images played to a disco beat
7.00: breakfast time. gourmet meals to watch as you eat your diet cellulose
8.00: the travel show. visit the world's greatest airoprts and underground car parks
9.30: home-makers of yesterday. nostalgic scenes of old-fashioned housework. episode no.7- the vacum cleaner
11.00: news flash. the networks promise either a new serial killer or a deadly food toxin.
12.00: caress me. soft porn for siesta hour.
2.00: countdown. game show in which contestants count backwards from one million.